Elvis.
me: you are right about elvis presley. where did you hear of them?
Nitasha: obscure blogs you wouldn’t know
me: natch
Okay, Squidz
OH HAI. It’s 2011 and I just discovered Andrew Bird. A year ain’t nothing but a number, as they say.
I’d like to drill a tiny hole into your head!!! !!!! !!!!!!!!!
We all need to relax more, but I don’t find it easy. The one place I can really unwind is in the bath, once I’ve put Damian to bed. I light a candle, sprinkle in some Dead Sea salts and some Jo Malone bath oil, then read for half an hour. All the dogs sit around the bath watching me, which is sweet. Then I text a few friends, do a few Tweets and get dressed for dinner feeling like a new girl.
All the dogs. Sit around the bath. Watching me. (how I wish this sentence was punctuated.)
Want.
So Inevitably There Will Be 1,000 Ironic Blog Taste Tests
of Dunkin’ Donuts’ new Pancake Bites food-within-a-food foodstuff, which for some reason sounds waaaaay more innocent than it is (“sweet and savory bite-sized sausage links IN a maple flavored pancake,” so feel free to hire me for the job. I’ll take pics, pair it with Bailey’s Irish Creme straight-up, whatever, you know? I’m available to eat.
“ So I don’t know if this is because of halloween, all the attention the media has been giving him, or the fact that I’m a deducated fan and therefore follow Brian all the time but…I had the most bizarre and disturbing dream about Brian last night!!! He was on “dancing with the stars” but the disturbing part is that he was the one dressed up like the chick, and was wearing a short lavender figure skating dress with fish net stalkings!!!! And what stood out the most in the dream was his hairy legs in these stalkings, he had the beard too (of course)…I know its probably because my brain is having a hard time configuring all of his “awesomness”, in addition to “the machine” controversy over sodomy and whether he’s “into stuff like that” BUT c’mon subconscious why you gotta do Brian like that and haunt my dreams??? Hahahahaha
From the Internet Forum “Brian Wilson Girlfriend?”
“ My parents called after the show aired in Florida, and they called me and were like, “What does DTF mean? I saw him calling you DTF.” I was like, “Umm, ahhh, dancing too fast! When you’re dancing too fast up at the club, that’s why we were invited back to the house.” She was like, “Oh, because I didn’t know what that meant.” I was like, “Yeah, that’s what it means.
http://www.bestweekever.tv/2010-10-27/exclusive-interview-jersey-shores-annabelle-desisto-reveals-the-situations-pick-up-line-can-you-just-shut-up-and-blow-me/
I think I just started ovulating.
(Source: floooozie, via digitalpicbits)
This video is basically the boy version of the little girl-screaming-about-Justin-Bieber video. SO GENDER-Y.
