“I will for the purposes of this video, chop this tomato, so you can see that I’m good with my knife.” -Cooking with Coolio.
Okay, Squidz
Don Draper’s sex hotline.
I see no reason why an Arcade Fire song should not be used in every trailer, EVER.
Peter Pan:
Yep! Watch me now-here I
go! It’s easier then pie!
Wendy:
He can fly!
John:
He can fly!
Micheal:
He flewed!
Peter Pan:
Now, you try.
I’m reposting this only because I heard it at Big Chicks last night (and I’m pretty sure it was only 80% ironic), and because I can’t help but think it should be called “Retarded for the Party”.
BUT WILL THEY BLEND?
Nikolay Valuev, reigning two-time WBA heavyweight boxing champion and the tallest and heaviest boxing champion of all time, stands next to his wife.
I hope he’s a gentle lover.
After rapid-fire email responses, my number two desired trait in a partner is that he makes me feel dainty (HELLOSKI, NIKOLAY!) Third is circumcision. And there you have my Nerve profile.
Yes, this is a video of Ricky Gervais at the Emmy’s and he is funny, but more importantly it is a video of my lovely sister laughing it up in the audience at 2:06.
