“I will for the purposes of this video, chop this tomato, so you can see that I’m good with my knife.” -Cooking with Coolio.
Okay, Squidz
Don Draper’s sex hotline.
I see no reason why an Arcade Fire song should not be used in every trailer, EVER.
Peter Pan:
Yep! Watch me now-here I
go! It’s easier then pie!
Wendy:
He can fly!
John:
He can fly!
Micheal:
He flewed!
Peter Pan:
Now, you try.
I’m reposting this only because I heard it at Big Chicks last night (and I’m pretty sure it was only 80% ironic), and because I can’t help but think it should be called “Retarded for the Party”.
BUT WILL THEY BLEND?
Nice to meet you.I want to be that little girl’s nanny. Too cute.
4pm hunger makes me extra susceptible to this particular kind of Internet charm.
Nikolay Valuev, reigning two-time WBA heavyweight boxing champion and the tallest and heaviest boxing champion of all time, stands next to his wife.
I hope he’s a gentle lover.
After rapid-fire email responses, my number two desired trait in a partner is that he makes me feel dainty (HELLOSKI, NIKOLAY!) Third is circumcision. And there you have my Nerve profile.
Yes, this is a video of Ricky Gervais at the Emmy’s and he is funny, but more importantly it is a video of my lovely sister laughing it up in the audience at 2:06.
