For whatever reason, most likely lack of human contact during the day hours, I find the Spam from some so-called Wine of the Month club so very charming and well-written.
I MEAN, THERE IS A “NOT” JOKE. And the S-P-E-L-L-I-T-O-U-T line? LOL. Though maybe this just means I need a hug? No judgments. Or if you’re a Crunch member, no judgements.
Dear Lauren Bans,
True story.
So….this bottle is sitting on the tasting counter and one of our veteran wine vendors sees it. He says, “Is this any good?” I replied, “Taste it, it’s been open for a day.” He pours a glass and swirls….sniffs…tastes, then he says, “This is easily a $20 Sonoma Cabernet.” I kept a cool face, “Yes!” I replied. NOT!
Of course, I excused myself politely and ran out of the tasting room to call the winery hoping this wine was still available.
You see, I had the same reaction when I tasted the wine. I was having trouble believing that I could get this wine at a price to offer it at $4.99/bottle. Buy what you will….however much you buy this time, I assure you that you will want more. So I bought extra.
Take a look at the video if you really need me to S-p-e-l-l it out. T-h-i-s i-s g-r-e-a-t w-i-n-e…….Click here to watch the video.
