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So I don’t know if this is because of halloween, all the attention the media has been giving him, or the fact that I’m a deducated fan and therefore follow Brian all the time but…I had the most bizarre and disturbing dream about Brian last night!!! He was on “dancing with the stars” but the disturbing part is that he was the one dressed up like the chick, and was wearing a short lavender figure skating dress with fish net stalkings!!!! And what stood out the most in the dream was his hairy legs in these stalkings, he had the beard too (of course)…I know its probably because my brain is having a hard time configuring all of his “awesomness”, in addition to “the machine” controversy over sodomy and whether he’s “into stuff like that” BUT c’mon subconscious why you gotta do Brian like that and haunt my dreams??? Hahahahaha From the Internet Forum “Brian Wilson Girlfriend?”