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of Dunkin’ Donuts’ new Pancake Bites food-within-a-food foodstuff, which for some reason sounds waaaaay more innocent than it is (“sweet and savory bite-sized sausage links IN a maple flavored pancake,” so feel free to hire me for the job. I’ll take pics, pair it with Bailey’s Irish Creme straight-up, whatever, you know? I’m available to eat.